By Jim Hagarty
I pulled into a very small and very crowded parking lot this afternoon to pick up a pizza.
I squeezed my car into a hairpin of a space and then got out. Confronting me was the sign shown above.
We have a company in Canada called Ticket Defenders which helps people fight tickets they receive for a variety of infractions, some of them issued because of parking violations.
My first thought was, am I going to get a ticket for parking in the Ticket Defenders’ spot? And if I do, can I walk into the Ticket Defenders’ office, situated right in front of my car, and ask them to defend me in court so I can get out of paying the ticket?
If they turn me down, is there a business anywhere called Ticket Defenders Ticket Defenders which will fight on my behalf to get the ticket issued by Ticket Defenders cancelled?
If there isn’t, I might have to open one.
First, I need to finish my pizza.