Packard Wasting Away

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By Jim Hagarty
For years I have been driving by a local auto dismantler and I always look over at a 1949 Packard sitting there, rusting away, by the side of the road, the driver’s side window missing or wound down, leaving the interior open to the elements, winter and summer. I actually didn’t know it was a Packard until I dropped into the business today and asked the owner if I could take pictures of it. It was a classy car in its day. It has a vinyl covering on its roof. When I was a kid, the best cars had vinyl roofs. It also has “suicide doors”, the back doors opening into traffic instead of with it.

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Not in My Back Yard

By Jim Hagarty
1986

Time was, the back yard was a fine place to get rid of garbage – at least in the country. It wouldn’t have occurred to us to load it all onto trucks, drive it a dozen or so miles from home, dump it in big piles along with everyone else’s “waste” and bulldoze it underground.

Our “landfill site” was an old gravel pit in the 20-acre field at the back of the farm. In there went all the things we couldn’t incinerate in the barrel behind the house or feed to the cats in the barnyard. Old beds, bottles, cans and barbed wire ended up in the bottom of the shallow pit and on one not-so-busy day during the dead heat of mid-summer – we doused it all with gasoline and burned it.

For day-to-day garbage, we kept big boxes in the back kitchen and in them went the stuff most suitable for burning. On a regular basis, Saturday mornings usually, all that paper and cardboard was carted out under the big maple tree by the fence behind the house, stuffed into a rusting, semi-burned-out barrel and set alight.

To a kid fascinated by the magical ability fire has to make things disappear, this exercise provided an hour or two of great entertainment. You could toss the most sturdy, indestructible objects at those flames and in minutes, they would be reduced to embers and ashes.

Meanwhile, into a pail under the kitchen sink, all our table scraps were scraped, eventually forming an unappetizing mixture appropriately named “swill.” The contents of the “swill pail”, while they were really rather revolting to any human with a reasonably active sense of smell, made up an apparently delicious supper for our many barn cats. They fished through this orangey-coloured soup in the same way children might wolf down chili without touching the kidney beans. It wasn’t the sort of meal Garfield might like, but it kept our kitties going.

On the farm, for everything there is a place. Each spring, or early summer, a small trailer hitched to a tractor was backed up under the upstairs’ window of the summer kitchen. That window was removed and out into the trailer, for the next few hours, flew things we couldn’t use any more and which weren’t worth giving away. Things like old winter coats, curtains, radios that didn’t work, lamps, school textbooks. When the trailer was filled, it would be drawn around to other buildings on the property that housed things we didn’t need and eventually the whole affair made its way back to the gravel pit.

Into the pit we threw everything from clothes to couches and from tree limbs to tractor tires. A gallon of gas and one match later, all that junk began to vanish.

In a year’s time, the average farm produces a lot of garbage. But you never saw much of it lying around our place. We got rid of it in the ways that seemed most sensible to us.

It was a simpler time. Environmentalists were as rare as Cadillacs on the road that ran by our farm and even if it had occurred to us that the belching black smoke from our little yearly fire might be doing some damage to a thing called the ozone layer which we hadn’t even heard of anyway, there was no one around very much concerned about it. We just wanted to clean up the place so the neighbours wouldn’t think we were deadbeats which are pretty terrible things to be mistaken for.

Today, waste disposal is an important issue. A real one. What kind of world do we want to leave for the generations to come? On that point, we’ve come a long way. Most of us think we’ve got to do a better job of getting rid of our garbage.

However, and it’s a big however, can people be blamed for not wanting a large landfill site in their backyard? In the past, to belittle the concerns of people who complain about the prospects of a huge dump in their neighbourhood and thereby undercut their arguments, planners have arrogantly dubbed the phenomenon of people opposing landfill sites (and other developments they don’t want) the NIMBY, or Not In My Back Yard, effect. These planners, who often live out of the area to begin with, only create deeper anger and suspicion when they treat affected citizens like a bunch of local yokels who have nothing better to do than bellyache about inevitable change.

Granted, no site will please everybody. But there must be one site, somewhere, in any rural area, that would adversely affect only a few people. That’s the place to build a new dump.

We used an old pit at the back of the farm for our dump, as far away from our house as it was possible to get on our property. No engineering studies told us that was the best spot for our garbage.
Common sense did.

The Hillbilly Blues

By Jim Hagarty
Renowned Terrible Limericker

There once was an old hillbilly,
Who, when he talked, sounded silly.
He caused no offence,
But he barely made sense.
As oddballs go he was a dilly.

The ’72 Swinger

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I saw this 1972 classy Dodge Dart Swinger in a lot in my hometown today. The Dart was brought back a few years ago but is going out of production again. It was much smaller than its ancestor and presented as a four-door family car, more than the mild muscle car pictured above, although this one contains a powerful engine.

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Me for Mayor

By Jim Hagarty
Renowned Terrible Limericker

Some day when I’m older and grayer,
I hope they elect me the mayor.
I will rule like a king
And improve everything.
Everyone will want to move there.

How Kool Is That?

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By Jim Hagarty

As I have mentioned, my city of Stratford, Ontario, Canada, has been both the hometown of amazing musicians such as Justin Bieber, Richard Manuel of The Band, Ken Kalmusky who played bass for Ian and Sylvia’s Great Speckled Bird and John Till, a lead guitarist for Janis Joplin. It has also been a mecca for great musicians from far and wide, both from Canada and other countries such as the United States. Since the 1950s, Stratford has been a theatre town, and now attracts a million tourists a year. We also have summer music festival that attracts the best talent in every genre of music from around the world.

Stratford has a vibrant downtown pub culture but also concert halls where wonderful talent can be seen many nights and most weekends.

A couple of years ago, I went to one of those halls on a Saturday night to see a variety of local musicians and the night was spectacular. A highlight was a performance by blues artist and songwriter Steve T.

Featured here is a song from an album of original music Stevie released this summer entitled Wood, Wire, Glass and Steel. The CD is addictive, the blues licks enthralling. Along with providing vocals for the CD, Stevie also plays rhythm, lead and slide guitars, bass and mandolin. He also co-produced the recording.

The CD is available in the Corner Store on this blog.

Here is a cut from the CD called How Kool Is That.

How Kool is That by Stevie T.

Baby’s in Black

By Jim Hagarty
2016

I am a Beatlemaniac of long standing. Maybe not as crazy into them as some others, but entralled enough to follow something like this.

I just watched them in concert in a YouTube clip singing Baby in Black in 1965.

The thing that made the Beatles great is that they were constantly innovating. And in this song, they did something that no one had done before and few have done since.

Of course, from rock ‘n’ roll’s beginning, harmony was a big thing. Think Everly Brothers and practically every other band. But the harmony was sporadic, used mostly in choruses.

On Baby in Black, Paul McCartney and John Lennon sing every single word of the song in unison but also in harmony. They don’t trade lyrics back and forth and harmonize only in the chorus. They harmonize from start to finish.

This was something they purposely tried, I learned from listening to a radio documentary. I don’t know if they ever did it again on any other song. Not even the Everly Brothers, their heroes, did that.

I find that to be true in almost every field of human endeavour. There are those who are doing it and then those who are courageous enough to do it differently. It is those few who always move the bar up for the rest of us.

They are often called geniuses.

Update: Wouldn’t you know it. Last night I also watched Lennon and McCartney sing I Wanna Hold Your Hand. They sang the whole thing together, in harmony, just as in Baby’s In Black.

Our New Roof

By Jim Hagarty
2016

We were in need of a new roofing on the three buildings on our property in my hometown. But a deteriorating roof sneaks up on you, like when you can’t get your socks on anymore because they keep catching on your toenails which have grown too long. Not a good comparison, I now fully realize too late, but it is true that fingernails and toenails do sort of creep up on you, don’t they?

Sometimes it takes a little jolt to wake a person up.

This summer I was driving down a gravel road in the country when I could see a roof above a grove of trees. It was a great looking roof and I immediately thought that this was what we needed at home. But it was only when I rounded a bend in the road that my shock revealed itself. The wonderful roof was sitting atop a broken down, abandoned old farmhouse that hadn’t been lived in in a while. No windows left. Doors flung open. Sky-high weeds grown up all around the place.

It was then I realized that our roof was not even in the same league as the roof on a ramshackle shack in the middle of nowhere.

Toenails meet sock.

The roofers left last week.