Yard Duty

Our backyard seems to be a bit of a police magnet.

A few years ago, while we were away, a S.W.A.T. team crawled across the lawn and over our fence to quell a domestic disturbance at a neighbour’s place. Since then, I have joked that one sign you might not be living in the best part of town is when you have S.W.A.T. teams crawling through your backyard. (We actually live on a very nice street and we love it here but it’s an old part of town and police are not strangers to it.)

And last night, responding to a break-in up the street, officers were walking the neighbourhood when they heard glass crashing in our yard. A policeman hurried back there, thinking he might catch the suspect. Instead, he found a group of teenage guys skating on our homemade rink. One of them had accidentally broken a floodlight with his stick just as the officer was walking by our place.

It was a bit unsettling for us at first but on reflection, very reassuring that the police are there to track down people who like to break into others’ homes. The only thing our son and his buddies could have been charged with might have been poor stickhandling and lousy slapshots.

And yes, they do owe me for one spotlight.

(Update 2020: Seven years later, I am still waiting for the floodlight compensation which I know will be coming any day now.)

©2013 Jim Hagarty

Author: Jim Hagarty

I am a 72-year-old retired journalist, busy recovering from a lifelong career as an unretired journalist. This year marks a half century of my scratching out little fables about life. My interests include genealogy, humour and music. I live in a little blue shack in Canada and spend most of my time trying to stay out of trouble. I am not that good at it. I also spent years teaching journalism. Poor state of journalism today: My fault. I have a family I don't deserve, a dog that adores me, and two cars the junk yard refuses to accept. My prized possessions include my old guitar and a razor my Dad gave me when I was 14 and which I still use when I bother to shave. Oh, and my great-great-grandfather's blackthorn stick he brought from Ireland in the 1850s. I have only one opinion but it is a good one: People take too many showers.