At the risk of offending those with strong opinions about whale vomit. I would like to note the following.
I have been on the search for sometime now for a quantity of whale vomit to replenish my dwindling supply. And I have been willing to part with some of my also dwindlng financial resources to acquire a bucketful or two of big fish puke.
What I do with this barf is none of your business; you need only to know that I am on the lookout for some and if you have any, we might be able to do a deal.
That said, I will not pay one million dollars to fetch the retch that was recently found by a young fellow on a beach in Thailand. He was just being a Good Samaritan cleaning up the beach when he happened across the big pile of whale belly jelly, a reminder, again, that Good Samaritans have all the luck.
So if you happen to have a pile of whale vomit that turns your stomach every time you walk past it (the best kind), please contact me.
Serious offers only, please.
2022 Jim Hagarty
