Our Rotten Apples

By Jim Hagarty
2012
This hurts. In 2001 and 2002 my wife and I bought two desktop Apple computers, the flashy, colourful “bubble” ones. They cost about $4,500 combined. Apple shares at the time were selling for $8. If we had bought shares instead of iMacs, we would now own 563 shares, assuming we hadn’t added to that number over the years. Yesterday, Apple hit $600 on the stock market. If we sold them today, we would have $337,800. Instead, as it stands, one of our Macs was taken to recycling last year and the other sits forlorn and unused in the basement. As for me, a little tear just trickled down my unwealthy cheek. (Update: Apple shares fell from that lofty 2012 figure to $175 yesterday, Jan. 5, 2018. If we had sold our phantom shares for $600 and banked the cash, we could have bought 1,930 shares with it at yesterday’s price. When it went back up to $600, we would then have $1,158,000. P.S. I like to drive myself half insane with my calculator, which, if I hadn’t bought it, I could have picked up shares in Texas Instruments…)

Author: Jim Hagarty

I am a 72-year-old retired journalist, busy recovering from a lifelong career as an unretired journalist. This year marks a half century of my scratching out little fables about life. My interests include genealogy, humour and music. I live in a little blue shack in Canada and spend most of my time trying to stay out of trouble. I am not that good at it. I also spent years teaching journalism. Poor state of journalism today: My fault. I have a family I don't deserve, a dog that adores me, and two cars the junk yard refuses to accept. My prized possessions include my old guitar and a razor my Dad gave me when I was 14 and which I still use when I bother to shave. Oh, and my great-great-grandfather's blackthorn stick he brought from Ireland in the 1850s. I have only one opinion but it is a good one: People take too many showers.