The Real Rocky

By Jim Hagarty

A favourite expression that is used to explain another person’s crazy notions is that he must have rocks in his head. How rocks would get inside a man’s head where his brain ought to be, I don’t know. We seem to think that in some cases, a man’s brain chamber could fill up with rocks. In that case, he would be stoned, I guess.

But rocks on top of a person’s head is not so difficult to imagine, apparently.

A 54-year-old man from Jilin, China, is making international headlines for his bizarre exercise routine. Cong Yan claims daily walks with a 90-pound rock balancing on his head have helped him lose almost 70 pounds in the last three years. Cong Yan is a familiar, albeit unusual sight in Jilin parks. Every day, he can be seen walking on the narrow pathways, ascending and descending steps alongside other health-conscious Chinese trying to keep in shape. But what sets him apart from everybody else is the heavy-looking block of solid concrete dangling on top of his head.

Rumours that Yan is related to Fred Flinstone have not been confirmed.

His only complaint is that he has trouble keeping his hat on.

Author: Jim Hagarty

I am a 72-year-old retired journalist, busy recovering from a lifelong career as an unretired journalist. This year marks a half century of my scratching out little fables about life. My interests include genealogy, humour and music. I live in a little blue shack in Canada and spend most of my time trying to stay out of trouble. I am not that good at it. I also spent years teaching journalism. Poor state of journalism today: My fault. I have a family I don't deserve, a dog that adores me, and two cars the junk yard refuses to accept. My prized possessions include my old guitar and a razor my Dad gave me when I was 14 and which I still use when I bother to shave. Oh, and my great-great-grandfather's blackthorn stick he brought from Ireland in the 1850s. I have only one opinion but it is a good one: People take too many showers.