By Jim Hagarty
You may not know that I am an amateur inventor but I have been dreaming up contraptions all my adult life and now I have come up with something that I think will push my status up to a whole new level. For those directionally challenged people, such as myself, who have trouble finding their way from their bedrooms to their bathrooms in the middle of the night, I have come up with the practically perfect device.
It is a little electronic thingy that is worn around the wrist. It is satellite-driven and I am calling it the GPISS.
I am now taking orders.