About My “Soft” Drink

By Jim Hagarty
2014

A couple of weeks ago someone posted a video on the Internet showing a guy cleaning the rusty rear bumper of his car with Coca Cola and elbow grease.

I have a perfectly good bicycle that I was going to get rid of because it has been left outside these past two winters and the chrome wheels were covered in rust. They were so bad, in fact, that there was no indication that the wheels had ever had any chrome on them at all. So out I went with a can of Coke and got to work with, first a cloth and then some fine grit sandpaper. I have since graduated to steel wool. I work at it for 15 minutes every day, rinse everything off, then quit.

The results are astonishing. The rust is melting away. When everything is perfect, I am going to treat the wheels with car wax to keep the rust at bay.

I was telling a friend about this on Friday night as I sat with a bottle of Coke in one hand.

“And yet, you’re still drinking Coke,” she observed, and I realized I had forgotten the point the person who posted the video was trying to make.

“I am,” I answered. “But as far as I know, my stomach is completely rust free.” To be certain, I guess I should dine on some sandpaper and steel wool. Maybe swallow some car wax.

Author: Jim Hagarty

I am a 72-year-old retired journalist, busy recovering from a lifelong career as an unretired journalist. This year marks a half century of my scratching out little fables about life. My interests include genealogy, humour and music. I live in a little blue shack in Canada and spend most of my time trying to stay out of trouble. I am not that good at it. I also spent years teaching journalism. Poor state of journalism today: My fault. I have a family I don't deserve, a dog that adores me, and two cars the junk yard refuses to accept. My prized possessions include my old guitar and a razor my Dad gave me when I was 14 and which I still use when I bother to shave. Oh, and my great-great-grandfather's blackthorn stick he brought from Ireland in the 1850s. I have only one opinion but it is a good one: People take too many showers.